Hello DiGiorno. I have tasted your pizza, it’s good for frozen pizza. But why are you throwing cookies in the box now as well? I have never eaten a pizza and thought that a few Tollhouse cookies would be a great after dinner item. Maybe the cookies go first? Why cookies? Does another pizza company have the patent on selling pizza with breadsticks or garlic knots or angel food cake?
In fact, I wouldn’t even have the commercial. You should have thrown them in as a surprise. Then people would buy your pizza as they normally do and then say- “Wow! Bonus cookies!”. Instead your only option in this escalating frozen pizza conflict will be to offer creme brûlée and champagne with your pizza by 2014. Brave new world indeed.
