Zombie Alarm!

Jay Kohler — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:38:06 +0000

Ok DSC Alarm company, whoever you are. I did not sign up for your service, but your equipment still remains in my house because, well, it looks like more work than I want to take on to completely get rid of you. Until now, you’ve just sat there, showing the time and a little green light. Then, randomly a few weeks ago, you started beeping every now and then and if I walked over and hit a few buttons, you stopped. Sure, it was weird, but I thought it might have just been a phase. Then, this morning, you decide to go off when Emily opens the door at, oh 6:15 AM!!!! Six-Fifteen in the morning of a blaring in home alarm, silenced only when I unscrew the siren portion of the alarm and start ripping our cords in a frenzied, sleepy-eyed state. Of course I couldn’t go to sleep after that. So, nothing like starting the work day at 6:45 in the morning.

Soon, I will devise a way to get you out of my house devil alarm. Why didn’t you just stay dead? Why did you return from the grave to rob me of my sleep? Ghosts? Bleh.

Anyhow, besides Zombie Alarms, Sierra Nevada’s Brown Saison is back at Pizza Peel – I wrote a review about it a few weeks back – it’s pretty darn tasty. Go have one. Headed to Asheville this weekend – will plan on stopping in at my favorite place there, the Thirsty Monk.

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Zombie Alarm!